Truths About Having Sex With A Scorpio

Brace yourself for some seriously hot stuff.

Scorpios have an unfair rap for a lot of things, like being the sign most associated with demonic possessions and serial killers. (Really.)

However, we totally deserve the reputation we have for being the sexiest sign of the zodiac. Sex with a Scorpio is just sexier than sex with any other sign because sex is our thing.

Really, remember in Chris Rock’s song “No Sex (In The Champagne Room)?” Even he explains: “Scorpio, you’re gonna die f*ckin’.”

Still, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows and whips and chains. Here are nine sometimes hard-to-swallow truths about having sex with a Scorpio. Brace yourself, kids.

1. Scorpios have an endless sex drive. 

If you were born between October 23 and November 21, no matter what your age or gender, you will have the libido of a somewhat perverted 15-year-old boy. If you’re with a Scorpio, he or she will be ready and willing whenever you are. Unless you make them angry, in which case, join the witness protection program and hope for the best.

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